A man is only as old as the woman he feels. My husband’s idea of getting the christmas spirit is to become scrooge.

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10 funny birthday wishes for friend. I hope to be there until the end. May all your dreams and wishes come true today and every day.

Want to go out clubbing…but everywhere is closed on his birthday i wanna go out clubbing, but everywhere is closed on his birthday oh, lord jesus.happy birthday! “there are 17 more shopping days until christmas. I would have never known this if you were not my friend.

I wish a life full of adventures and heartwarming moments for the best colleague of all times. You have to drink (age) shots. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Check out this collection of funny cake day greetings: Happy birthday to the only person i would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

Only 5 presents this christmas… now they can tell jesus happy birthday in person. Funny birthday quotes for friends. See more ideas about funny, christian humor, bones funny.

With our humongous selection, you’re sure to find a special happy birthday meme that fits you and the occasion to a perfect t. Happy birthday to someone who doesn’t quite look as old as a dried up prune yet. A funny birthday prayer on your birthday, i pray that you will always have laughter in your life.

Happy birthday to the laziest and the dumbest brother in the world! Happy birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and aged cheese. Visit people only once a year.

Stupidity has no limit, it's boundless, and you showed it very well. Happy birthday to my lovely brother who can spend millions on his love but won’t spend a penny in giving a birthday party to his dearest brother. It is your birthday after all, wild one.

I pray that you will be easily amused and find life funny instead of crazy. Funny happy birthday wishes + quotes for coworker. Is there any greater or more precious gift than this?

Send him one of the funny birthday wishes, messages and quotes to make him feel special. He will surely like it! Santa claus has the right idea.

Your friend is your partner in crime and hence he or she deserves a funny birthday greeting for sure. Check out our favorite funny happy birthday wishes quotes for coworkers that are perfect to share in a simple note or card and leave on their desk. Happy birthday quotes, messages, pictures, sms & images.

Great collection of at least 138 of the best funny birthday wishes poems to write in a funny birthday card for that special friend or family member who enjoys humor. Stop whining about how i. It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

May you go broke, live loveless, and ask for forgiveness all the time. You deserve all the happiness in the world, and i am glad i get to be by your side as we celebrate you on the day of your birth. I was brought up to respect my elders, and now i don’t have to respect anyone.

Birthday cake calories don’t count. There is still no cure for the common birthday. I pray that i will often have the privilege and joy of seeing you smile.

Discover and share christian birthday quotes funny. Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. We have over a hundred humorous greetings you can choose from if you want to make the birthday boy or girl laugh this special day.

The second most beautiful parent in the world is celebrating another year today and this is from the most beautiful parent to say happy birthday to him! Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. These funny birthday wishes below are guaranteed to turn the frown on their faces upside down and bring a smile to their face instantly.

You get better with age, my dearest! Funny birthday quotes for her. Your birthday reminds me of the old chinese scholar….

The birth of jesus the christ. “happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!”

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